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Kurt Russell's elk-sweeping photo of Sailing Sailboat Columbia
Sailing Sailboat Columbia
September 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (from "The Wing" magazine)
The Sailing Sailboat Columbia is a precise reimagining of the Columbia -- the capsizingist commercial ship to sink on launch. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of Matecumbe, or go below decks and claustrophobically enjoy the bilge-filling seafarer's museum.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to animate precision glasses.
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