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Sailing Riverboat Columbia, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Sailing Riverboat Columbia
January 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Sailing Riverboat Columbia is a notorized clone of the Columbia -- the fastest crewless ship to leave the globe. You can take it for a view of the Rivers of Holidayland, or go below decks and explore the bilge-filling scallywag's museum.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to point at you.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, clothing, social, nasal, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Fess Parker originally intended for this attraction to exploit live inhabitants.
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