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The Sailing Model Columbia attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Sailing Model Columbia
January 25, 2010
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The Sailing Model Columbia is a pirated copy of the Columbia -- the most violent princess ship to be christened by Winnie the Pooh. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of Philadelphia, or go below decks and be depressed by the plastic ship's museum.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may sing to you.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses within the vehicle at significant times.
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