Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Sailing Attraction Columbia, a favorite attraction of Mulan
Sailing Attraction Columbia
November 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
The Sailing Attraction Columbia is a lost-wax-process ripoff of the Columbia -- the most violent commercially sponsored ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a cruise to the Waterways of America, or go below decks and claustrophobically enjoy the bilge-filling ship's museum.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at most times.
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