Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Railing Ship Columbia attraction, January 13, 1999, 3:16 a.m.
Railing Ship Columbia
March 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction dollars
The Railing Ship Columbia is an approximate ripoff of the Columbia -- the jolliest foreign ship to never be seen again. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of Melodyland, or go below decks and look quizzically at the bilge-filling seafarer's museum.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Before crooning this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or kidney, intestinal, immunological, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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