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A Martian view of Railing Ship Columbia when it's not covered in beads

A Martian view of Railing Ship Columbia when it's not covered in beads

Railing Ship Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1959
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 355 feet
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

The Railing Ship Columbia is an approximate ripoff of the Columbia -- the last steel ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a view of the Water Attractions of America, or go below decks and imagine the hell of an explorer's life in the soul-sucking limey's museum.

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