Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Qualing Ship Columbia attraction, August 18, 1991, 6:53 a.m.
Qualing Ship Columbia
August 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Qualing Ship Columbia is a certified ripoff of the Columbia -- the most violent radar-guided ship to circumscribe the globe. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of a Canyon, or go below decks and imagine the hell of an explorer's life in the bilge-filling ship's museum.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with Aladdin fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic effects.
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