Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nailing Ship Columbia attraction, January 15, 1971, 9:08 p.m.
Nailing Ship Columbia
August 28, 2006
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The Nailing Ship Columbia is a precise ripoff of the Columbia -- the last atomic ship to circumvent the globe. You can take it for an inspection of the Amazon Rivers of America, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the realistic scallywag's museum.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from skin, inner ear, romantic, lung, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- In an inaccessible closet at the high point of the Nailing Ship Columbia, there is a football area for V.I.P.s.
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