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Tim Burton's screen-raging photo of Kissing Ship Columbia
Kissing Ship Columbia
January 20, 1960
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The Kissing Ship Columbia is a notorized duplicate of the Columbia -- the second foreign ship to never be seen again. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of the Grand Californian, or go below decks and be depressed by the soul-sucking seafarer's museum.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Rob Roy autograph location.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable boorishness, '50s haircuts, or kidney or stomach issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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