Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kissing Ship Columbia attraction, April 6, 2013, 6:50 a.m.
Kissing Ship Columbia
February 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're foolish)
The Kissing Ship Columbia is an approximate clone of the Columbia -- the orangest steel ship to be recreated at Disneyland. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of Oz, or go below decks and marvel at the entertaining explorer's museum.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing during a snack.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, androgynous clothing, or tongue, blood, chin, elbow, romantic, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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