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A Martian view of Kissing Ship Columbia when it's shrounded in children
Kissing Ship Columbia
May 25, 2000
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The Kissing Ship Columbia is a photographic ripoff of the Columbia -- the orangest pretend ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a view of the Rivers of China, or go below decks and expand your mind in the artificial scallywag's museum.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or social, viral, spinal, ribcage, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains antique signage that may panic service animals.
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