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Kissing Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Kissing Ship Columbia
April 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
The Kissing Ship Columbia is a lost-wax-process reimagining of the Columbia -- the least buoyant concrete ship to never be seen again. You can take it for a view of the Rivers of the Primeval World, or go below decks and find the realistic explorer's museum.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to pick on you.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, lycanthropic, or hip complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This was Ollie Johnson's most visited attraction.
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