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Above: The Failing Ship Columbia attraction at midday
Failing Ship Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven guests
Description
The Failing Ship Columbia is a scientifically flawless reimagining of the Columbia -- the first crewless ship to never be seen again. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of Persia, or go below decks and look quizzically at the realistic seafarer's museum.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or bowel or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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