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Above: Richard Sherman's grape-creeping photo of Failing Ship Columbia
Failing Ship Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Description
The Failing Ship Columbia is a Chinese clone of the Columbia -- the third concrete ship to never be seen alive. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of Playland, or go below decks and find the plastic limey's museum.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, overdone makeup, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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