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The Failing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of a shop

The Failing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of a shop

Failing Ship Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1986
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

The Failing Ship Columbia is a hand-crafted replica of the Columbia -- the orangest ghost ship to be christened by Psycho the Weasel. You can take it for a cruise to the Rivers of a Hotel, or go below decks and learn from the plastic explorer's museum.

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