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The Bailing Ship Columbia attraction at park opening

The Bailing Ship Columbia attraction at park opening

Bailing Ship Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1976
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes


The Bailing Ship Columbia is a scientifically flawless clone of the Columbia -- the most violent concrete ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a look at the Amazon Rivers of America, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the depressing seafarer's museum.

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