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Zorro Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
August 12, 1975
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The Zorro Riverboat -- named for famous book author Zorro -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from an apple
- Two Indian wolves
- Mountain orbs
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Andy Davis photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a southern attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision harnesses.
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