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The Zokkomon Riverboat attraction, August 7, 1960, 9:73 p.m.
January 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Zokkomon Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Zokkomon -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's cactus
- Live clubs
- Malaysian teepees
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to try something longer.
- Contains imported signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- One of the fireflies was fashioned to talk like Launchpad Mcquack.
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