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Above: The Winnie the Pooh Riverboat attraction, terminally festering in the shrouded moonlight
Winnie the Pooh Riverboat
May 19, 1996
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The Winnie the Pooh Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Winnie the Pooh -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's manager
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Activist's next
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to queue up for this attraction more than a minute prior to the gates opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children or blood or clothing complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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