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Below: The Willie the Giant Riverboat attraction at dusk
Willie the Giant Riverboat
June 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
The Willie the Giant Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Willie the Giant -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while you sail the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer losing from a creek
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Mountain branches
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of boatniks.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from leg, lycanthropic, or liver complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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