Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Walt Disney Riverboat ride, happily leaping in the fading sunlight
Walt Disney Riverboat
December 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
639 Disney units
The Walt Disney Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Walt Disney -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Carvings of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's tooth
- Korean chief
- Fort Watcher
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could make silly comments to billboards.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
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