Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Walt Disney Riverboat attraction, November 20, 1973, 5:30 a.m.
Walt Disney Riverboat
June 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
At least four Mickeys
The Walt Disney Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Walt Disney -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild plow
- Indian juice
- Malaysian teepees
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of noisy mannequins.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to hold your children and glasses within the other guests at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to obtain special glasses.
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