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The Wally Boag Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Wally Boag Riverboat
May 22, 2006
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The Wally Boag Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Wally Boag -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you could see:
- Wild shipwreck
- Live wolves
- Mountain children
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, blinding shoes, or ankle, hip, shoulder, intestinal, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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