Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Underdog Riverboat attraction at park closing
June 21, 1960
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The Underdog Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Underdog -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's snow
- Indian toaster
- Cuban village
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to critique something softer.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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