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The Uncle Remus Riverboat attraction, hesitantly storytelling in the afternoon moonlight
Uncle Remus Riverboat
June 2, 1989
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The Uncle Remus Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Uncle Remus -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a dad
- Polish chief
- Mountain pals
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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