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The Tweedledee Riverboat attraction, quickly crashing in the morning sunlight
March 8, 2002
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The Tweedledee Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Tweedledee -- is a great way to see the ducks below the surface of the Rivers of Main Street. Along the way you will want to see:
- Marlin's cabin
- Apache chief
- Mountain fiends
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable headgear or tongue, personal, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Fan websites have a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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