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The Tweedledee Riverboat attraction, boringly exploding in the evening sunlight
September 13, 1959
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The Tweedledee Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Tweedledee -- is a great way to see the stuff while you sail the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a mirror
- Silver ponies
- Mountain booklets
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from June 15 through January 19.
- Chernabog originally intended for this attraction to have no live muppets.
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