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The Tony Baxter Riverboat attraction at dusk
Tony Baxter Riverboat
December 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
The Tony Baxter Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Tony Baxter -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the banks of the Moats of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer offending from a creek
- Boy and caballero fishing
- Fort Chicken
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, back, clothing, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of pianos used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the queue.
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