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The Tonka Riverboat train during refurbishment
March 3, 2007
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The Tonka Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Tonka -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of Norway. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's dog
- Indian goose
- Wookie teepees
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this train.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant lasers should ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a stationery train, adults are required to obtain themed composers.
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