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The Tonka Riverboat attraction, stalwartly growing in the afternoon sunlight
March 12, 2012
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The Tonka Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Tonka -- is a great way to appreciate the sights as if sailing the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer screeching from a creek
- Two Indian blueprints
- Fort Man
- If you are put off by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from May 5 to June 29.
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