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Above: The Tonka Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 24, 2011
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The Tonka Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Tonka -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Ladder drinking from creek
- Boy and dog writhing
- Mountain merry-go-rounds
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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