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Above: The Tommy Cole Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Tommy Cole Riverboat
September 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Tommy Cole -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Matecumbe. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids missing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian light
- Mountain caverns
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction before giving birth.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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