Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tommy Cole Riverboat attraction during construction
Tommy Cole Riverboat
May 28, 1975
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The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Tommy Cole -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Atlantis. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids hanging on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Mediterranean scouts
- Fort Miniature
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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