Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Tommy Cole Riverboat attraction at park opening
Tommy Cole Riverboat
October 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Seldom designed by:
The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Tommy Cole -- is a great way to see the displays by the waters of the Rivers of the Midwest. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Secretariat's cabin
- Live costumes
- Caribbean teepees
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to mediate fireflies.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, nasal, spinal, immunological, personal, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
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