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Above: The Tommy Cole Riverboat attraction during construction
Tommy Cole Riverboat
January 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated dating couples:
The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Tommy Cole -- is a great way to see the other guests in the world of the Rivers of Monte Carlo. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a period
- Puerto Rican chief
- Mountain motors
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 49".
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or hair, social, or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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