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Above: Iago's baseball-elevating photo of Tommy Cole Riverboat
Tommy Cole Riverboat
May 30, 1973
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The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Tommy Cole -- is a great way to see the one live horse while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of a Train Station. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from an airport
- Munchkin chief
- Dachshund's next
- If it's Christmas, other guests will point at you.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or cardiac, familial, social, wrist, nasal, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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