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An elusive view of Tinker Bell Riverboat when it's not shrounded in children
Tinker Bell Riverboat
June 6, 2006
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The Tinker Bell Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Tinker Bell -- is a great way to see the one live horse below the surface of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Host drinking from creek
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Canadian village
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this train multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip, heart, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1957, this train was rethemed to obscure characters that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
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