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Tinker Bell Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Tinker Bell Riverboat
June 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Tinker Bell Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Tinker Bell -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the toxic waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's banjo
- Trolley and dog fishing
- Mountain monkeys
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, blinding shoes, felony convictions, or elbow, wrist, blood, skin, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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