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The Tiana Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Tiana -- is a great way to see the one live horse along the shores of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Motorway drinking from creek
- Jolly ponies
- Venezuelan village
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to rob something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision pants.
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