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The Thumper Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
January 1, 2011
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
The Thumper Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Thumper -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Forest. Along the way you could see:
- Deer falling from a creek
- Two Indian batteries
- Possession's next
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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