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The Thumper Riverboat attraction at midday
January 20, 2011
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The Thumper Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Thumper -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Hippo drinking from creek
- Live animals
- Fraggle village
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction during a picnic.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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