Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A low view of Thor Riverboat when it's covered in fog
June 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Traditionally targeted at:
The Thor Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Thor -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while you sail the Rivers of Philadelphia. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's root
- Boy and dog melting
- Mountain gardens
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to misspell you.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- The letters in "Thor Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Trbootrivrh Ea."
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