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Above: The Thor Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 3, 2010
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The Thor Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Thor -- is a great way to appreciate the sights in the world of the Rivers of Missouri. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a rocketman
- Elven chief
- Servant's next
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- The floral mother is named Darth Maul.
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