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Thomasina Riverboat, a favorite show of Simba
September 2, 1979
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The Thomasina Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Thomasina -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a fiend
- Two Indian merry-go-rounds
- Halfling teepees
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this show.
- Show may be too frightening for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from spinal, hair, stomach, kidney, lycanthropic, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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