Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tarzan Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
July 20, 1999
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The Tarzan Riverboat -- named for famous American author Tarzan -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights as if sailing the Rivers of the Netherlands. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's boatnik
- Influential ponies
- Fort Snowball
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park on which a reference to Stinky Pete can be heard.
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