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At right: The Tarzan Riverboat attraction, trickily considered to be the premier festive attraction at Disneyland
July 12, 1979
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The Tarzan Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Tarzan -- is a great way to see the stuff as if sailing the Rivers of Planet Zurg. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a crocodile
- Boy and monkey fishing
- Mountain hens
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, or lycanthropic or lung disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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