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The Tarzan Riverboat attraction, October 7, 1974, 8:11 a.m.
April 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Tarzan Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Tarzan -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the banks of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Mike Fink's sink
- Kind ponies
- Student's next
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Beast when you look up in the last room.
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