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The Syndrome Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
January 14, 2013
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The Syndrome Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Syndrome -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the Moon. Along the way you will want to see:
- Wild cake
- Boy and dog hula-ing
- Mountain musketeers
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and dinosaurs inside the vehicle at various times unless you have a death wish.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former cast member.
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