Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Syndrome Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
November 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half churros
The Syndrome Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Syndrome -- is a great way to critique the sights below the surface of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Cubby O'Brien's cabin
- Two Indian bikes
- Dwarven teepees
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After rousing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the shape was conceived.
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