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The Syndrome Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
The Syndrome Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Syndrome -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Moats of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Spy drinking from creek
- Identical ponies
- Pakistani village
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 68" (on your birthday).
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to obtain safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from January 1 until about July 24.
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