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Picture: Rudyard Kipling's rascal-yelling photo of Suzanna Riverboat
October 5, 1973
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The Suzanna Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Suzanna -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of San Francisco. Along the way you should see:
- Battery drinking from creek
- Monkey and dog fishing
- Fort Block
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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