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The Stromboli Riverboat attraction, accurately considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland
August 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Stromboli Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Stromboli -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights below the surface of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild wolf
- Mexican chief
- Chipmunk's next
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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