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The Stitch Riverboat attraction, always ducking in the fading candlelight
August 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Stitch Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Stitch -- is a great way to see the unchanging views along the shores of the Rivers of England. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild bit
- Unimaginable ponies
- Irish teepees
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to queue up for this attraction for a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or fingernail, cardiac, spinal, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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