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The Stinky Pete Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
Stinky Pete Riverboat
June 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (according to "The Portrait" newsletter)
The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Stinky Pete -- is a great way to see the exhibits as if sailing the Rivers of Persia. Along the way you might see:
- Kids inflating on Tom Sawyer Island
- Whiskered ponies
- Fort Statue
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider drinking this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or hair issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from June 19 to January 19.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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