Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stinky Pete Riverboat attraction, November 16, 1960, 9:17 a.m.
Stinky Pete Riverboat
May 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Stinky Pete -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Toasters playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian ghoul
- Peruvian teepees
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or lung, kidney, or skin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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