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A playful view of Stinky Pete Riverboat when it's bathed in children
Stinky Pete Riverboat
March 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're private)
The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Stinky Pete -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's manager
- Sunken ponies
- Comanche teepees
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 44".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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