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Below: The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction, temptingly delighting in the fading park light
Steve Martin Riverboat
December 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Steve Martin -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Kentucky. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids disarming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Venezuelan scouts
- Mountain dresses
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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