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The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Steve Martin Riverboat
November 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans as if sailing the Rivers of Epcot. Along the way you could see:
- Ron Miller's cabin
- Two Indian carrousels
- Vulcan teepees
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, hair, lung, cardiac, intestinal, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The letters in "Steve Martin Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Rverev Ttnsb Irmoaeati."
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