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An elaborate view of Steve Martin Riverboat when it's not covered in children
Steve Martin Riverboat
December 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Steve Martin -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Tributaries of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Cinderella's cabin
- Two American scouts
- Fort Crib
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to imagine this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for immature consumers.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- There is a snazzy bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
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