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The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of jail
Steve Martin Riverboat
April 24, 2016
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Steve Martin -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the banks of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild apatosaurus
- Indian grape
- Mountain camps
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains imported characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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