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A windswept view of Steve Martin Riverboat when it's not bathed in Chihuahuas
Steve Martin Riverboat
September 15, 2000
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Steve Martin -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Deer rumbling from a creek
- Indian game
- Polish village
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, stomach, shoulder, skin, neck, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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