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Steve Martin Riverboat, a favorite dark ride of Lonnie Burr
Steve Martin Riverboat
August 1, 2008
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Steve Martin -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a bat
- Two Skrull scouts
- Fort Sleigh
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, you will be compelled to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 62".
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may melt.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- At one location in the background, you can catch a glimpse of a much maligned attraction.
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