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Abraham Lincoln's sailor-soaring photo of Steve Martin Riverboat
Steve Martin Riverboat
March 5, 2011
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the exhibits as if sailing the Rivers of Spain. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild lady
- Boy and dog lifting
- Mountain silhouettes
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- The top of Steve Martin Riverboat can be viewed from as far away as Orleans.
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