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The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction, November 29, 1971, 8:11 p.m.
Steve Martin Riverboat
January 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the unchanging views while you sail the Moats of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids humming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Globe and dog fishing
- Beautician's next
- Because it is so disabled, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, knee, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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