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Steve Martin Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
Steve Martin Riverboat
December 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored married couples:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the ducks by the impenetrable waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you will see:
- Picture drinking from creek
- Boy and dog hula-ing
- Swiss teepees
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Pregnant drums should ride.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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