Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Steve Martin Riverboat
April 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Steve Martin -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Bananas playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian boots
- Martian teepees
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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