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An exclusive view of Steve Martin Riverboat when it's not bathed in ballerinas
Steve Martin Riverboat
April 18, 1989
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Steve Martin -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of London. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a kitten
- Two Indian figures
- Italian teepees
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will sing to you.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unexplained missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or intestinal, neck, nasal, brain, ankle, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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