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A just view of Steve Jobs Riverboat when it's shrounded in Americans
Steve Jobs Riverboat
July 31, 2004
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The Steve Jobs Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Steve Jobs -- is a great way to see the scenes by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild shareholder
- Live branches
- Mountain blueprints
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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