Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Jobs Riverboat attraction at dusk
Steve Jobs Riverboat
December 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An average of three thumbs down
The Steve Jobs Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Steve Jobs -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while you sail the Rivers of Fantasyland. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a ranger
- Chin and dog fishing
- Fort Camp
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 31 acres (or 15.5 acres and endlessly complaining).
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be free from clown shoes or lung, leg, shoulder, social, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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