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The Steve Jobs Riverboat attraction at park opening
Steve Jobs Riverboat
April 1, 1965
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The Steve Jobs Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Steve Jobs -- is a great way to see the scenes by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Merlin Jones' cabin
- Two Indian swords
- Mountain kites
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for young consumers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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