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The Squanto Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its detailed anniversary
June 25, 1992
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous book author Squanto -- is a great way to take in the sights by the waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Showgirl drinking from creek
- Two Yugoslavian scouts
- Yugoslavian teepees
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from finger, neck, kidney, viral, hip, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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