Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Squanto Riverboat attraction during construction
January 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Squanto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from an arm
- Boy and dog floating
- Cylon village
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- If you studiously film the attraction's interior mural, you may be able to see the innovative mirror.
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