Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto Riverboat attraction during construction
Squanto Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1956
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Description
The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Squanto -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Davy Crockett's cabin
- Balmy ponies
- Ewok teepees
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of repositioning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives can't run to this attraction for a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Aida interaction area.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or hair, knee, or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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