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Above: The Squanto Riverboat attraction, massively growing in the morning sunlight
May 13, 1998
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Squanto -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the World Of TRON. Along the way you will see:
- Vases playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Colloquial ponies
- Fort Dress
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the cast members at significant times.
- This was one of the last "H ticket" attractions.
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