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The Smee Riverboat dark ride, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
October 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Approximately seven Disneys (by "The Bug" Facebook page)
The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous American author Smee -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Netherlands. Along the way you will see:
- Amy's cabin
- Two Chinese scouts
- Character's next
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
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