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Pictured: The Smee Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
May 17, 1995
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The Smee Riverboat -- named for dead American author Smee -- is a great way to see the other guests below the surface of the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you might see:
- Kids writhing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Plow and dog fishing
- Mexican teepees
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from romantic, finger, spinal, leg, liver, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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