Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Smee Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
January 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (by www.ZombieAge.com)
The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Smee -- is a great way to see the water by the toxic waters of the Rivers of China. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids vacuuming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Mountain weasels
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal, ankle, nasal, liver, or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The top of Smee Riverboat can be spotted from as far away as Atlantis.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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