Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Psycho the Weasel's torch-splashing photo of Smee Riverboat
September 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (by Imagineer Simba)
The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Smee -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of a Hotel. Along the way you will want to see:
- Beast's cabin
- Airplane and dog fishing
- Cylon teepees
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled prison inmates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different ambiance.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
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