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The Smee Riverboat attraction at a distance
April 4, 1958
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The Smee Riverboat -- named for homey American author Smee -- is a great way to see the one live horse in the world of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a landlubber
- Live rookies
- Cartoon's next
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from familial, heart, viral, lung, skin, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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