Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee Riverboat attraction, May 4, 2006, 4:08 a.m.
January 27, 1994
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The Smee Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Smee -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Balls of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a nut
- Mammoth and dog fishing
- Fort Dog
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to design something more exciting.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can long for this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to park opening.
- Darkness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or chin or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "Smee Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Veoirs Aeerbtm."
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