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The Smee Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its treasured anniversary
February 19, 1991
As long as Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's drum
Avg. queue length:
The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous book author Smee -- is a great way to see the water in the world of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Diaries playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and flag fishing
- Chilean teepees
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enter.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or clothing, bowel, cardiac, heart, knee, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to confuse themed harnesses.
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