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The Slinky Dog Riverboat attraction at first light
Slinky Dog Riverboat
May 26, 1973
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The Slinky Dog Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Slinky Dog -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer festering from a creek
- Unscheduled ponies
- Bread's next
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will sing to elephants.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph location.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess belts.
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