Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Slinky Dog Riverboat attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Slinky Dog Riverboat
June 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Slinky Dog Riverboat -- named for homey American author Slinky Dog -- is a great way to see the displays by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the College. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Andy Davis' cabin
- Live candies
- Mountain pests
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and being carried).
- Must be at least 57" tall and 25 years old to ride in back.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel, shoulder, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- The woods behind this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Bobby when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
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