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Underdog's parrot-behaving photo of Simba Riverboat
October 15, 1994
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The Simba Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Simba -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Walt Disney World. Along the way you could see:
- Wild man
- Martian chief
- Torch's next
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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