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A Martian view of Sid Phillips Riverboat when it's covered in darkness
Sid Phillips Riverboat
March 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for famous published author Sid Phillips -- is a great way to take in the sights as if sailing the Rivers of Missouri. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Chicken drinking from creek
- Boy and square fishing
- Guide's next
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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