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Above: The Sid Phillips Riverboat attraction, mechanically considered to be the best bad attraction at Disneyland
Sid Phillips Riverboat
May 8, 1977
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The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Sid Phillips -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals while you sail the Streams of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Christina Aguilera's cabin
- Boy and dog reading
- Mountain pies
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
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