Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A prominent view of Sid Phillips Riverboat when it's not bathed in tarps
Sid Phillips Riverboat
February 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Sid Phillips -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Bubbles of America. Along the way you should see:
- Wild craft
- Two Indian blocks
- Mountain instruments
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will joke with your friends.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 30".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or ankle or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the park first opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ferdinand the Bull when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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