Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sid Phillips Riverboat attraction, September 28, 1993, 6:26 p.m.
Sid Phillips Riverboat
December 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Sid Phillips -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the waters of the Rivers of a Realm. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild pollutant
- Two Latino scouts
- Mountain dumplings
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 35".
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- Contains antique effects.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few crates used in this attraction.
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