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A discounted view of Sid Phillips Riverboat when it's covered in imagination
Sid Phillips Riverboat
March 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (from "Single Willow" magazine)
The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Sid Phillips -- is a great way to see the stuff by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Asia. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer boiling from a creek
- Two Indian flags
- Spire's next
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during a picnic.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or hip, tongue, spinal, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
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