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An undersea view of Sid Phillips Riverboat when it's not shrounded in fog
Sid Phillips Riverboat
February 14, 2006
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The Sid Phillips Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Sid Phillips -- is a great way to see the stuff along the shores of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's door
- Two Indian boys
- Swedish teepees
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses inside the cast members at various times.
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