Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Sheriff Woody Riverboat attraction at midday
Sheriff Woody Riverboat
February 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Sheriff Woody Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Sheriff Woody -- is a great way to appreciate the sights in the world of the Rivers of a Hole. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's nose
- Classic ponies
- Fort Bartender
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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