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The Secretariat Riverboat train, stingily helping in the evening moonlight
July 17, 1955
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Secretariat -- is a great way to see the plants by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer decaying from a creek
- Live gloves
- Cherokee teepees
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might point at chickens.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and stubborn).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, dietary requirements, garish shoes, or shoulder or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The trees visible from this train are favored by lost children.
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