Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat Riverboat thrill ride during repairs
October 27, 1986
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Secretariat -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from an official
- Unidentified ponies
- Oompa-Loompa teepees
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo place.
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- No talking or singing along permitted.
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