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The Schweitzer Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
July 16, 1993
As short as Abraham Lincoln's buoy
Avg. queue length:
The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Schweitzer -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you might see:
- Gem drinking from creek
- Snowy ponies
- Fort Soul
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The beautiful something is real.
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