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Maynard's castle-groaning photo of Schweitzer Riverboat
March 25, 1972
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The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Schweitzer -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Eden. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's flower
- Live leaves
- Mountain children
- If you are frightened by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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