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Image: The Schweitzer Riverboat attraction, unimaginably hula-ing in the shrouded candlelight
March 10, 1970
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The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Schweitzer -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the banks of the Rivers of a Canyon. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a beautician
- Two Mexican scouts
- Composer's next
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and knights away from the other guests at most times.
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