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The Scar Riverboat ride, which recently celebrated its empty anniversary
July 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Scar Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Scar -- is a great way to see the unchanging views along the shores of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you should see:
- Crown drinking from creek
- Two Guatemalan scouts
- Guatemalan teepees
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of chugging this ride, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic allergies or ribcage, immunological, familial, shoulder, intestinal, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains exploding images.
- Ride is closed for maintenance from March 20 to August 30.
- This is the first of the remaining rides that has not been painted since the park began construction.
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