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The Scar Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
June 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
The Scar Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Scar -- is a great way to see the other guests in the world of the Drums of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a horseshoe
- Live volunteers
- Halfling village
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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