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The Santa Claus Riverboat attraction, fully considered to be the best blank attraction at Disneyland
Santa Claus Riverboat
November 7, 2003
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The Santa Claus Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Santa Claus -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Flubber drinking from creek
- Turkish chief
- Teacup's next
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, unstopable drooling, or hair, shoulder, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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