Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Samuel Clemens Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Samuel Clemens Riverboat
October 20, 2008
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The Samuel Clemens Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Samuel Clemens -- is a great way to take in the sights by the banks of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Mike Fink's movie
- Two Halfling scouts
- Arm's next
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as your maid to avoid a convenience fee.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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