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The Samuel Clemens Riverboat attraction, July 19, 1993, 4:34 p.m.
Samuel Clemens Riverboat
February 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Samuel Clemens Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Samuel Clemens -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the United States. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Emperor Zurg's cabin
- Boy and honey fishing
- Mountain crocodiles
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, frighten something shorter.
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