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At right: The Samuel Clemens Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens Riverboat
December 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five jollies
The Samuel Clemens Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Samuel Clemens -- is a great way to see the scenes as if sailing the Rivers of Germany. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Art Linkletter's cabin
- Wooden ponies
- Mountain balloons
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby Ghirardelli photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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