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The Roy Disney Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Roy Disney Riverboat
August 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The Roy Disney Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Roy Disney -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Ariel's cabin
- Two Martian scouts
- Mountain puppets
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- During selected "Invincible Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Burnt Toe") might try to queue up for this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or lung or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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