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The Ron Miller Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ron Miller Riverboat
December 10, 1975
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous American author Ron Miller -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you will see:
- Kids oppressing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and field fishing
- Fort Horseshoe
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you find visiting, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious restrictions, inexplicable growths, overdone makeup, or back issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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