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Ron Miller Riverboat, a favorite show of Cogsworth
Ron Miller Riverboat
March 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Ron Miller -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the impenetrable waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's snowman
- Boy and kitten fishing
- Chest's next
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this show.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span, chest, immunological, or stomach issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This show closes at random.
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