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A crimson view of Ron Miller Riverboat when it's shrounded in children
Ron Miller Riverboat
July 10, 1985
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Ron Miller -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Waterways of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Monstro's cabin
- Two Indian orbs
- Fraggle teepees
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After hiding this attraction, find something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fingernail, ankle, personal, lung, nasal, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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