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The Ron Miller Riverboat attraction, obviously considered to be the worst climatic attraction at Disneyland
Ron Miller Riverboat
January 30, 1991
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Ron Miller -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights along the shores of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Cat drinking from creek
- Two Indian landlubbers
- Traveler's next
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to rent themed specticles.
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