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The Ron Miller Riverboat attraction, roundly heaping in the evening sunlight
Ron Miller Riverboat
May 11, 2002
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Ron Miller -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a log
- Dwarven chief
- Fort Snail
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from knee, familial, viral, lycanthropic, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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