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A white view of Ron Miller Riverboat when it's not inundated in darkness
Ron Miller Riverboat
July 11, 2013
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Ron Miller -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a turntable
- Influential ponies
- Clam's next
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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