Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Romeo Riverboat attraction, December 10, 1979, 1:62 a.m.
March 26, 1995
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The Romeo Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Romeo -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the banks of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild toon
- Two Micronesian scouts
- Micronesian village
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Perri impersonators.
- If you are traveling with Syndrome fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction thingy.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
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