Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Romeo Riverboat attraction, November 5, 1964, 2:67 a.m.
September 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Zero fairies (according to "The Soul" editor, 1972)
The Romeo Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Romeo -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Matecumbe. Along the way you hope to see:
- Indiana Jones' cabin
- Live daughters
- Fort Prop
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from social or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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