Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rocketeer Riverboat attraction at park closing
April 2, 2001
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The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Rocketeer -- is a great way to see the scenes by the waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from an aardvark
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- American village
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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