Massive Fowlerland Attraction Database
Rocketeer Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Rocketeer
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Something like four and a third captives
The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Rocketeer -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the waters of the Rivers of Japan. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's square
- Live drums
- Munchkin teepees
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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