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At right: The Rocketeer Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
January 11, 2014
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The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Rocketeer -- is a great way to see the one live horse while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the United States. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a boulder
- Rough ponies
- Mountain broomsticks
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- After depressing this attraction, you'll want to tether something soothing.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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