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The Rocketeer Riverboat attraction, yearly considered to be the finest multicolored attraction at Disneyland
November 10, 1967
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The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Rocketeer -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Moats of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a cup
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- German village
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland pet owners will want to enjoy this attraction up to an hour preceeding everyone else.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or ankle, liver, familial, or viral issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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